9 April, 2017
Sunday we booked a tour to Dachau with Radius Tours (they have an office in the Hauptbahnhof that offers guided tours to local attractions as well as bicycle rentals.) The fee is reasonable and includes all transportation between Munich and Dachau. I used them several years ago, so giving them repeat business should be an indication of my opinion of their operation.
My first visit to Dachau was in 2012, on a dreary day in March. Seeing it under clear, sunny skies on a pleasant April afternoon was quite a contrast and created quite an emotional paradox. To see flowers blooming and hear birds chirping under blue skies while immersed in a place of such profound human pain and suffering gives you plenty to contemplate.
While there was ample death and suffering at Dachau, it was not considered a death camp, but rather a research facility used as a prototype for other, more specialized, camps. There were camps used primarily for extermination. Dachau was an incubator, where various forms of torture or extermination were conceived, then these methods were implemented in other camps. Many of the notorious SS and Gestapo henchmen got their start at Dachau before being deployed to other locations, usually to implement the inhumane policies and processes they contrived. Until the end of the war Dachau and approximately 30 sub-camps in the area supplied labor at local factories for armament production, their overall goal being to extract maximum effort on minimum input to achieve the greatest efficiency of resources.
Visiting a concentration camp memorial site is a mentally taxing endeavor. I don't recommend planning to do much afterwards, as you will most likely be distracted by your thoughts. Following our own advice we opted for an early dinner back at Gaststätte Bavaria and an equally early turn-in in preparation for our visit to Neuschwanstein on Monday.
10 April, 2017
Neuschwanstein is an idyllic destination, commonly known in the U.S.A. as the "Cinderella Castle." This is a reasonable moniker, as of the eight or so European castles and chateaux that inspired the Disney design team Neuschwanstein had the most recognizable presentation in the finished product.
There are a multitude of options to choose from when making plans to get to Schwangau, everything from buses and trains to car services - there is something for every budget. No matter which option you choose I
highly recommend pre-booking your tickets online. There is a small service fee, but the minimal added expense will save you considerable time at the ticket counter. When we visited the regular ticket queue was nearly an hour long. I waited less than five minutes to pick up our tickets. Entry is timed, so make sure your pre-booked tickets coincide with your travel plans. (More on timing in a moment.)
We were fortunate to have a local friend pick us up in Munich and drive us the hour and a half or so to Schwangau. Taking a road trip in a foreign country can be an enlightening experience, especially if you're familiar with road trips at home. Having a source of local knowledge to draw from was a tremendous benefit as well, but unfortunately it didn't help us avoid the vagaries of getting to the top of the hill for our tour.
There are three options to get from the ticket center to the castle. In order of cost (least to most) and effort required (most to least) they are:
- Walking
- Bus
- Horse-drawn Carriage
If you have an abundance of time and are in good to excellent physical condition then walking is certainly a viable option. I don't suggest choosing to walk simply to save a few Euros, you'll arrive at the top quite spent and probably a little annoyed. The bus is a reasonable compromise, but still leaves a bit of a walk at the top of the hill. The carriages get you as close to the castle as possible and still present a bit of an uphill walk, but it's quite manageable for most everyone who is reasonably mobile. Keep in mind that you will climb several flights of stairs after your tour of the castle begins and factor that in to your planning as well.

We chose the carriage and queued up for a ride an hour before our designated tour time, as suggested. It wasn't enough time due to the schedule of horse teams being swapped out. (Each team of horses only works a couple of hours, completing about four round-trips, with a water break at the top each time.) As it worked out, we arrived at the castle 15 minutes after our designated time and had to be re-booked on a later tour. Rescheduling is done on a space-available basis and you must visit the service desk (to the right inside the main castle entrance) to make arrangements. I suggest you queue up at least 1.5, if not 2 hours prior to your scheduled admission time, to make sure you're not tardy. There is a restaurant and snack bars "up top" in case you find yourself with excess time prior to your tour.
Overall, the spectacular views and sheer other-worldliness aspect of the castle are well worth the effort required to make the journey. However, I will say that the tour was a bit underwhelming and left us wanting for more detail. You're delivered a bit of a Cliff's Notes summary and, while I appreciate a novella wouldn't be practical, something akin to a nice short story would have been more satisfactory.
While you may be tempted to walk down after your tour, keep in mind that walking down a reasonably steep grade can be quite a challenge, especially after you're already tired. The carriage ride down is less expensive than the ride up and gives you a chance to catch your breath before tracking down your car or bus at the bottom, which are guaranteed to require walking.
We returned to Munich and descended on a long-time favorite, Augustiner-Keller, for dinner. The main hall was filled with energy, thanks to the music provided by a traditional band. We had a wonderful evening of conversation, good food and (as always) excellent beer. Unfortunately, we were told that they were out of starkbier (Maximator) - which was absolutely crushing!
11 April, 2017
After the exertion of the trip to Schwangau we decided Tuesday would be a good day to do a little casual shopping. There were several knitting/sewing shops in central Munich my wife wanted to visit and the Viktualienmarkt was in full swing. (Oh, to have a kitchen and time to cook - the fresh produce was staggering!) Given the strength of the dollar vs. the euro we decided it was an excellent time to invest in a cuckoo clock and spent a fair amount of time selecting one that was interesting without being over-the-top with respect to music and activity. The VAT refund was a bit more than the cost of shipping, so we opted for delivery vs. attempting to transport it home on the airplane.
When we decided it was time for an afternoon snack we stopped by a favorite location, Zum Augustiner, for beer and obazder, a delectable cheese dip served with pretzels. Much to our surprise we were informed that Maximator was available, so we were able to enjoy a liter after all!
While we were in Munich I attempted to pre-pay for our return luggage on the Lufthansa website. Unfortunately their system didn't provide this functionality because I booked the tickets on a third-party service. Attempts to contact their customer service were unsuccessful as well. A complete failure with respect to customer service in that regard.
12 April, 2017
Wednesday we returned to London. Once again Munich airport security was thorough (my belt triggered the metal detector, cue thorough pat-down and hand-swab for explosive residue) but we were quickly on our way to the gate. Had we realized that the "gate" consisted of several flights of stairs to a bus loading platform we would have taken a different approach. Another ding against Lufthansa customer service. Fortunately I had been aware that my wife was fatigued from all the walking, so arrangements for Eddie Manning to pick us up at Heathrow were already confirmed (much to her surprise.) Our flight was uneventful, and we were quickly through immigration & customs and on our way back to The Harrington.
We enjoyed dinner at the Kensington Spaghetti House, one of our local standbys for a solid, uncomplicated meal. After a quick stop at Waitrose for a few necessities we called it a night.